If you haven’t seen Netflix’s first original comedy, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, I advise you to get right on that! Like all Tina Fey projects, Unbreakable is extremely quotable. Below, you can check out five lines that I found to be absolutely hysterical. Of course, there are more but rather than list every single joke, here are a few. What were your favorites?

From “30 Rock” executive producers Tina Fey and Robert Carlock comes this hilarious comedy series starring Ellie Kemper (“The Office,” “Bridesmaids”) as a woman who is rescued from a doomsday cult and starts life over as a nanny for a socialite (Jane Krakowski from “30 Rock”) in New York City. Armed with just a backpack, light-up sneakers and a couple of past-due library books, she takes on a world she didn’t think even existed anymore.

1. Episode 1: Kimmy Goes Outside!
“I envy you! I’ve never been able to meet me.” – Titus

2. Episode 1: Kimmy Goes Outside!
“Are you into Molly?” – Clubber

“Am I? She’s my favorite American Girl doll!” – Kimmy

3. Episode 3: Kimmy Goes on a Date!
“Why is your neck so greasy?” – Kimmy

“I fell asleep eating a hot pocket.” – Titus

4. Episode 4: Kimmy Goes to the Doctor!
“You don’t know what you look like? How do you know your self worth?” – Jacqueline

5. Episode 11: Kimmy Rides a Bike!
“Think of the greater good, girl! Do you think the Reverend Martin Luther King wanted to wear a bikini and put on angel wings and gyrate on a gay pride parade float? Float! I’m mixing up my struggles.” – Titus

Photo Credit: Eric Liebowitz / Netflix

Notable Mention:
Episode 13: Kimmy Makes Waffles!
“I learned English like two years in. I’m not an idiot… Spanish was my life raft in an ocean of white girl bullsh-“ – Donna

What were your favorite quotes from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt?